• Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved
• Men are very confident people. My husband is so confident that when he watches sports on television, he thinks that if he concentrates he can help his team. If the team is in trouble, he coaches the players from our living room, and if they're really in trouble, I have to get off the phone in case they call him.
• Men have higher body temperatures than women. If your heating goes out in winter, I recommend sleeping next to a man. Men are like portable heaters that snore.
• If a man says, "I'll call you," and he doesn't, he didn't forget. He didn't want to call.
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• Women take clothing much more seriously than men. I've never seen a man walk into a party and say "Oh, my God, I'm so embarrassed; get me out of here. There's another man wearing a black tuxedo."
•  Men are less sentimental than women. No man has ever seen the movie "The Way We Were" twice, voluntarily.
•  Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible. In a world where there are more women than men, it pays to recycle.
• Most women are introspective: "Am I in love? Am I emotionally and creatively fulfilled?" Most men are outrospective: "Did my team win? How's my car?"
  

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